The big lez show choomah island

Big Lez: Do you even exhale?

Mike Nolan: What do you mean?

Big Lez: When you smoke, do you exhale it?

Mike Nolan: I don't understand the question, mate.

Big Lez: You do realise when you smoke you're supposed to inhale it and exhale it?

Mike Nolan: That's just silly.

Big Lez: So you're tellin' me, that when you have a smoke, you smoke the whole lot without breathing it out?

Mike Nolan: That's how you're supposed to do it.

Big Lez: No it isn't, that's how you fucken die!

Mike Nolan: So you're tellin' me, you go to the servo, you buy a can of Coke, you take one sip of that coke and you spit it out?

How else will that quench your thirst?

Big Lez: You're fucked up, how long have you been smokin' for?

Mike Nolan: Fourty-eight years.

Big Lez: And how old are ya?

Mike Nolan: Fifty-two.

Big Lez: You're gonna fucken die of lung cancer, mate.

You're gonna get punched in the face by the long dick of cancer.